They say women are more scared of getting pregnant than contracting HIV/Aids. I am not sure about the authenticity of the statement,but you get the point. Women will go at extra lengths to ensure they DO NOT get pregnant.
This is a fact, since time immemorial, women have been using bizarre ways to avoid getting pregnant,STIs aside.
Here are some of the bizarre things they do to enjoy without getting pregnant.
3. Squat and sneeze
Immediately after doing it, a woman is required to squat the sneeze. This movement is said to force out every single s -perm from the woman’s veejay. In ancient Greek, physicians recommended women to do this to shake ‘everything’ out before fertilizing the egg. Women were also advised to jump up an down, to avoid getting pregnant.
2. Doing it during periods
It is messy, I know. Turns out, women enjoy it during their periods. To add onto the natural lubrication, it is said chances of a woman getting pregnant at this time are close to nil. If you attended a biology lesson, then you know this is a lie.
Women are still using this method to date. I think this is a perfect recipe for a yeast infection.
1. Taking Panadol/Painkiller after doing it.
It’s supposed to be as simple as ABC, ingest painkillers after doing it. What is the worst thing that might happen, probably ingest enough to overdose yourself and actually fall sick.