1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-are you sleeping?A: No! I’m training to die:s
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride. >:O
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: – Are you going out in this rain?A: No, in the next one.=-? 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: – You Awake?A: No. I’m sleep walking!(=|
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?A: At the bus stop!:/
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-|
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?A: No baby! They are Carrots.
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: – Is anyone in there?A: No! The SH’IT is talking to you!